As written by an insurance company
1. They don't even drive new cars
If these young chaps weren't so crude as to drive outdated cars then of course we would offer lower premiums. We must punish them for being so inconsiderate as to think that an NCT validates a cars worthiness for insurance (perish the thought!). I mean seriously, why don't they just buy a 2016 model?
2. Everyone else is taking money off them, why shouldn't we?
It's only fair. If landlords are allowed to take so much off them for rent. They can obviously afford it. We need to get our fair share too!
3. I need a third holiday this year
Seriously though, you don't understand the stress I'm under. I only made 250k last year, I need that extra trip to the Maldives. You can hardly expect me to pay it myself?
4. What are they gonna do about it anyway?
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha (laughs in €'s) ahhahahahaha.
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